January 2011
Oh my god tomorrow's the last day of vacation and...
heartgrenade:
Hahahaha, totally unrelated, but Mari’s face suits this so well. I cracked up so hard the first time I saw it. XD
December 2010
Anonymous asked: Of course you can wear the boy uniform! It's Tumblr after all! But you can wear the boy uniform and I can wear the girl one and we can be the cutest couple on Tumblr, what do you say?~ :P
Anonymous asked: Of course you can wear the boy uniform! It's Tumblr after all! But you can wear the boy uniform and I can wear the girl one and we can be the cutest couple on Tumblr, what do you say?~ :P
Oh my God if this was real...
OH MY GOD.
I like the men’s uniform better. I’m not really a skirt person. Can I wear that instead? :D (Of course, I’ll tie my tie nicer than the picture… xD)
Post #104
alilbirdie:
Its gorgeous outside. The sky is blue. Clouds are floating and drifting with the breeze. The snow is glimmering. But of course, I am stuck inside my room, left only to let my mind wander. How I wish I could go outside right now. Oh look! A plane. I need to get out of here.
I’ve been eating way too much lately—cookies, chips, chocolate. This needs to end. I feel the squishiness...
You show someone something funny,
leilockheart:
and you’re like
and they’re like
All the time.
LGBT Laughs: Double-Hacking a Church Sign →
lgbtlaughs:
(I wish this could be accompanied by photos, but alas, it was too risky to stop and get any)
Alright, so one day I notice that this church in my neighborhood has a quote on its sign that says “When he made them, he made them male and female”.
This was at the height of a lot of gay marriage debate and I was pissy, so I call up my friend and ask if she wants to go deface a church ...
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...
iheartgeek:
-Troof.
And Yu-Gi-Oh cards. And Beyblades.
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YOUR SPIRIT POKEMON
ifwecouldonlygoback:
gypsylament:
never-found:
cyborglovesong:
oxboxer:
Go to random.org
1-151 (or 649, whichever your fancy)
Look up your number on Bulbapedia
FUCK YEAH SPIRIT POKEMON
006. Charizard.
Life is grand.
044. Gloom.
MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY SOMETHING? THAT I AM TOO SAD?
YEAH, WELL, FUCK YOUR MOTHER. MY DICK IS GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR...
HOLY, WHERE CAN I BUY
Piggy bank.
1 please.
…Woah.
The most female orgasms per hour on record is a...
Can someone please tell me WHY THE HELL is this on my dash? Also, that is mildly disturbing. Wow.
A new study has found that children who spend more...
minaaaa4:
mermaidmanandbarnacleboy:
mydeadlylullaby:
We’re all fucked.
im screwed, goodbye harvard.
I knew there was something funny in my head!
You shouldn't need to show skin to get a man. You...
I used to tell my mom all the time that whoever I date will accept me for who I am and what I wear. She still thinks I need to dress girlier though. >_> *cough cough*
That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
wtfrancheska:
THIS. XD
I haven't heard from you since 1...
I really hope you just went to sleep… But it’s been so long… Can’t help but worry a little. :/
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME, RIGHT?! In yesterday's post?? I was reading it, and I thought it was hilarious how I knew exactly who your two friends were. Then, when I got to the bottom, I thought it was even more hilarious when you addressed me. I felt like I was caught....hahahah I don't know why, but I felt like I was caught eavesdropping. SUSHI SOON. I don't know when.......pick...
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME, RIGHT?! In yesterday's post?? I was reading it, and I thought it was hilarious how I knew exactly who your two friends were. Then, when I got to the bottom, I thought it was even more hilarious when you addressed me. I felt like I was caught....hahahah I don't know why, but I felt like I was caught eavesdropping. SUSHI SOON. I don't know when.......pick...
I actually kind of wish it were still raining right now, despite my whining about it yesterday. I wanna go stand in it. Or sit out there for a while.
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“My daughter and I were walking through a park when we spotted a lesbian couple...”
– Alison (kidsgivemehope.com)
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
syrianlady:
Then you realize you’re wrong and you’re like:
OMG!!! xD
I did this in the beginning of my course in college, and it’s a small class too. So true.
goodmorningxd asked: I was gonna get you that stamp for Christmas, but you were like... NOOOO $67 plus shipping is too much! ]:
goodmorningxd asked: I was gonna get you that stamp for Christmas, but you were like... NOOOO $67 plus shipping is too much! ]:
yellowcardigans:
nathanperalta:
Don’t you hate it when your take a picture and when you smile,
your eyes just mysteriously vanish?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that never happens to me.
because my eyeballs are huge.
:D :D :D
Mine only vanish because my eyelids droop so much. T__T
I kinda sorta really dislike that lump that forms...
Maybe a shower will help…
/sigh
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